These are the rules that all the driver must keep in mind. This might be useful for those who always need to drive around. (only applicable in Malaysia)
Rules 1: There are no rules.
Rule 2: Except for the golden rule which is: Cars with blue light on top, get priority.
Rule 3: Instead of seat belts, wear a feng shui amulet, which offer better protection.
Rule 4: If you are driving a truck, paint “No Kiss” or “Horn Please” on the back.
Rule 5: Might is right.
Rule 6: Instead of driving in a manner that ensures you arrive at your destination alive, set up a small shrine (Jesus, Kuan Yin, Buddha, the Virgin Mary, or all four). This ensures the worst thing that can happen to you is that you get to heaven faster.
Rule 7: You should only overtake on the right. Or the left. Or over. Or under.
Rule 8: Multi-tasking while driving is compulsory. Beginners may wish to drive, smoke and talk on a mobile phone, while advanced drivers should do all three plus enjoy a three-course meal, drink a bottle of Carlsberg, sing a karaoke song and watch television.
Rule 9: Signaling before you turn is considered bad form. Surprises are more fun.
Rule 10: When driving at night, headlights should be kept at full beam to blind oncoming drivers, or switched off (see reference to “surprises” in Rule 9).
Rule 11: Look at the traffic light at the next junction rather than the one you are approaching.
Rule 12: If your passenger is the one you love, your hand should be on the passenger's lap.
Rule 13: You’d be surprised how many vehicles can fit abreast on a two-lane highway.
Rule 14: If the road is blocked, the hard shoulder may be used as a road.
Rule 15: If the road and the hard shoulder are blocked, the pavement may be used as a road.
Rule 16: Do not run over pedestrians, cyclists or motor-riders, unless necessary.
Rule 17: But remember, there are no rules.
Rule 18: Except the one about the blue light.
Lol, hope you all will enjoy this.
(PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS ON THE ROAD!)